Nashville Gentleman's Club Offering Signing Bonuses To Recruit Strippers

From drive-thru interviews to hefty referral bonuses, lack of incentive for workers to return to the American economy continues to hurt businesses across the nation in desperate need of staff. 

And strippers. 

According to a report from FOX 17 in Nashville, Deja Vu Gentleman’s Club announced that they are offering “signing incentives in effort to combat the shortage,” which takes form in a one-time, up-front $1,000 bonus.  

The move is a direct response to a depleted number of strippers available at Deja Vu after many lost their jobs in 2020.  

Recruiting strippers with signing bonuses or long-term contracts may lead to a new standard for the industry, thus creating potential for a spin-off Adam Schefter Twitter account where stripper free agent signings are announced. 

“BREAKING: Former Nashville Deja Vu Veteran ‘Lust’ To Sign 4-year, $165K Contract with Spearmint Rhino, per agent Drew Rosenhaus.” 

People in Nashville, do your part in America’s reopening and run to the poles.