Naked Streaker At Nats Game Tries To Hide In Tarp Tube, Gets Yanked Out

It was Throwback Night on a Wednesday at Nationals Park where a fully naked streaker, like you used to see before fans just ran on the field fully clothed, decided to mix it up and climb into the drainage tile used to roll up the tarp. As you can see in video from the incident, the man made it over the centerfield wall, poured something (a $15 beer?) over his head and decided to ‘Taste the Rainbow’ of the Nats’ Skittles tarp while sliding face-first into the tarp tube.

As you can also see from surveillance footage from the streaking, male security guards approached the man with a hands-off approach as they tried to apprehend a dong-exposed wild man. These guys don’t get paid enough to be manhandling exposed dongs. Notice as the one guy motions to the cop. Come on out of the bullpen, sir. You take this one.

The unidentified streaker was cuffed and taken away, but not before turning in one of the most iconic streaker pics in the history of the act. Look at that smile. It’s like Antonio Brown winning the Super Bowl, thanks to Tommy Brady. The man knows he’s tasted the rainbow. He knows Getty photographers are snapping pics. He knows this will go nuts across social.

Between no-hitters, fans smashing each other in the face and now this Antonio Brown guy flopping the dong all over the Skittles tarp, this MLB season has been one for the ages. Buckle up. It feels like we’re just getting started.

(Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)
(Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)
(Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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