2020 wasn’t going to let us go into Thanksgiving quietly and alone, following Andrew Cuomo’s rules, was it?
Last week, Officials with the Utah Department of Public Safety found a random, mysterious metal monolith in a remote area.
According to WDEF, officials who inspected the monolith could not find any indication of who placed it there or how it got there.
I always thought 2020 would be the year we meet the aliens.
Here’s a look:
'Who Does This Kind of Stuff?' Mystery Metal Monolith Discovered in Utah Desert. via @Storyful pic.twitter.com/LNNUccFORQ
— David Clinch (@DavidClinchNews) November 24, 2020
To help preserve the area, the location has not been disclosed. Translation: do not let anyone catch the aliens under Trump’s watch.
A hunter has a theory, noting that parts of the film 2001 were filmed in Monument Valley, along the Arizona-Utah border. The hunter says it’s possible an artist wanted to honor the film in a similar locale.
But come on. Don’t go crazy just because a helicopter counting bighorn sheep finds a large, tall monolith.
Are all of those small holes in the metal where the countersunk machine screws from Home Depot fasten the 3 panels together?
Made in China stamped on top
Oh, they found Comrade Romney, did they?