MMA Guy Who Kicked Sooners Placeholder's Ass Creates GoFundMe To Fight Lawyers

Walker Brown, the MMA-trained, cowboy boot-wearing, cauliflower ear tough guy who kicked the Oklahoma Sooners' award-winning placeholder's ass in a bar bathroom is asking for your financial support in his upcoming fight against Spencer Jones' lawyers and to cover his own medical expenses.

Brown and Jones, a redshirt senior out of Nashville, got it on in a mostly one-sided affair, as a camera was rolling to catch the exciting brawl footage. Jones' lawyer, Woody Glass, told the University of Oklahoma student newspaper that his client was lucky he didn't lose an eye to the trained MMA fighter.

Walker Brown clearly knows what's coming down the pike, and now he needs the money to fight lawyers.

"I have been advised to get an attorney," Brown says on a GoFundMe account where he's raising money to fund a potential brawl on the piss-covered civil courtroom floors with Jones' assembled team of lawyers. "I am also facing a surgery from an injury I received while defending myself and will be looking at some unplanned medical bills and time off of work recovering from the surgery. I am a full-time student who works two jobs," Brown added.

So far, $6,539 of $30,000 has been raised.

"First, I would like to thank you all for the generous support that I have received from all over the country. It is overwhelming in a good way! Strangers have even offered to help me cover the costs of defending myself and so I have set up this account for anyone who would like to contribute. I feel awkward doing this because I want to work and pay my own bills, but I am realizing that may be difficult for a little bit. I will say that YES, there was something that occurred prior to the start of the video as my nose doesn't bleed for no reason. After I hire an attorney, I will make a statement so you will know my side of the story. Thank you again for all of the support."