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So far Missouri fans have dodged most of the awkward fan photo collections.
Sure, we had to use this awesome guy as the graphic for this video.
But boy does Mizzou do videos.
Although, to be fair, the idea of putting girls in a boat in a cornfield was kind of brilliant. And 1960’s football trash talk? It’s positively Ole Missian.
Plus, the video work here isn’t cheap, there was actual effort put into this production.
Which might make things even worse.
Finally, the song dwells right on the border between satire and reality. It’s not quite satire and it’s not quite real. It’s like a country song on mushrooms.
But you know who loves this video? That mullet-haired shirtless Mizzou fan with the badass tattoo on his left forearm. He’s holding up the Holiday Inn cup because that’s where he contracted syphilis the first time in 1974.
And, am I the only person wondering where this was taken?
Also, with a mustache like this, if you were born in Missouri in any year since 1974 and aren’t sure who your dad is, this guy is at the top of the leaderboard.
(FYI, click pause in the OKTC videos on the right side. We’re going to get the autoplay figured out, but I want to make sure you don’t miss these lyrics.)
Note: I’m not sure where the awkward Mizzou fan pic above initially came from, just that I was flooded with his picture on Friday of last week. I meant to use him in the mailbag and then forgot all about him until I watched this video and was “inspired” to recall him.
Now that I’ve said all that, here he is again.
Welcome to the SEC, Mizzou. There is a 100% chance this guy is getting in a fight with someone from Georgia on September 8th.
Either that or impregnating all three of the bikini-clad girls in the corn boat.
At the same time.
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