Amazon Changes Its App Logo Because White Liberals Said It Looked Too Much Like Hitler

Apparently Amazon's logo looked too much like the mustache of Adolf Hitler, so it was changed. Now doesn't everyone feel so much better? A logo for an app on our $1,000 iPhones made in Chinese sweatshops no longer has anything to do with a dictatorship. Such a relief.

It's really too bad that liberalism, which used to be a caring and thoughtful ideology that sought to improve our country, was hijacked by psycho control freaks.

We're not saying that the old logo didn't kinda resemble Hitler, but why is that even on liberals' minds? It's almost like they spend every second of the day finding angles to make something racist so they can enforce their control. After all, that's why the media has covered the whole COVID pandemic the way it has this past year.

Do as we say and if you don't--YOU are part of the problem. In today's case, if Amazon doesn't change its logo to resemble The Last Airbender, it's a racist company that loved the Holocaust.

Leave it to some overly progressive company on the West Coast that already treats its employees like dirt to pander to white liberals.

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