The NBA season is finally over, so now we can talk about important things like passenger luggage removal speed
Tuesday I developed what I assume will be a recurring post here out OutKick that I dubbed ‘Budget Airline Brawls’ because there are just that many fights on budget airlines these days that the subject deserves its own tagline. The latest brawl was over luggage removal speed, which led to me asking you guys about the psychology behind passengers in a massive hurry to get off planes like the plane is on fire and they need to escape NOW.
Drew De V. in Texas emailed in with an explanation for me on this very subject:
I completely agree with Drew’s No. 2 take as someone who was treated by my former employer to Spirit Airlines flights from Detroit to New York City. What a treat those were, especially in the winter. But I have to disagree with Drew on the premise that people aren’t prepared to grab their luggage when it’s time to go. The problem is that there are three seats on each side of the plane. The person on the window is stuck in there waiting for the other two people to grab their carry-ons.
Window person gets out and is berated that they’re moving too slow by the people in row 35. Buy a seat at the front of the plane, assholes. It’s your fault that you’re in row 35 in a massive hurry. Allow window seat person to grab their things and move along.
I’m starting to think the real problem with the airlines is that the budget airline prices allow for uncivilized dirtbags to fly and they’re used to living like uncivilized losers back home. They bring that energy onto the planes and that has caused complete chaos in the skies.
That’s why I’ll spend the extra $100 and fly Delta. While it’s not perfect, the likelihood that my flight doesn’t turn into a World Star video is fairly high.
• Jon wants to weigh in on the question I posed about the age when Screencaps parents have introduced their kids to Terminator movies:
I think my experience is unique, but I’ll share it with you in the hopes it helps. My boys are currently 8, 6, and 4. My 8 y/o loves dinosaurs so naturally we searched for kids dinosaur movies and found The Good Dinosaur. Watch it at home as a family one night and the whole time he doesn’t seem too interested. His younger brothers were engaged so when the movie ends, we’re getting them ready for bed and my oldest says to me that he’s scared and wants to sleep in his brother’s room for the night. Fine, didn’t think anything of it. Over the next week, he is up 3-4 times in the middle of the night saying he’s scared.
Pretty odd since of the 3 boys, he’s never had any issues sleeping through the night. We keep asking him what’s wrong and his answer is the same… The movie was scary. How the hell is an animated kids movie scary?!?! Fast forward a couple months and my oldest sees a commercial for one of the new Jurassic Park (World) movies and he is begging to watch it. Obviously, there’s no chance in hell he’s going to be able to handle anything like that if he can’t handle The Good Dinosaur, right? Now you’ve got to understand this kid is obsessed with anything dinosaurs and even corrects my pronunciation of the names. I’ve never heard of Quetzalcoatlus, let alone do I know how to pronounce it… He does. So, we decide to show him a few clips on YouTube from the original Jurassic Park just to gauge how he’s going to react.
To our amazement, he’s totally fine. Turns out the kid is just terrified of animated things but real-life-looking dinosaurs eating people and dismembering them is totally fine with him. Since then, we have watched all the Jurassic Park and Jurassic World movies. His brothers are still a little young but you pretty much just have to go with the old trial and error on what they watch. Our sons are around the same age and Terminator movies are likely to be playing in the next year or so in my household. It’s been fun being able to share this with him. Now if I could only get them to watch football with me! In due time, I guess.
• Jake in Ogden, Utah writes:
• I wish nothing but the best for Jake and his son as they make up for lost time. Now, I can’t think of a better way to get things rolling at 13 than working through the classics vault and Jake has thrown out what looks like a gateway to the teenage years right there. Look at those classics. Think about watching those classics for the first time. Gives me chills even thinking about being 13 and consuming so many movies, baseball cards, Reds games, Bengals games. Take me back right now!
• Kendall L., who was driving with his family and listening to the Zoom VIP call I did this past Saturday, writes:
Hey, Joe! I really enjoyed the Zoom on Saturday and hope you will be on them more frequently. I look forward to it!
How did the playoff games go Saturday?
Lastly, if you ever decide to come south for a family vacay, this is the spot I was driving back from on Saturday during the call.
• Kendall had at least 2-3 kids in his backseat as he was driving home from this resort. I wondered why he was being so quiet and then he pans to the wife and the kids. He’s just a guy trying to get along like the rest of us with kids.
As for the 8U game, my son’s team lost — I believe it was 8-1. It’s hard to win with your best player out and you can’t drive in runs with kids in scoring position. All in all, I couldn’t be prouder. Monday, my son begged me to throw BP, so we went out and I brought the heat. My pitch count got up to 80 or so and he was finished. Now he wants to go to the driving range. I have 100% never pushed sports on my son because I have this incredible drive to not be one of those dads and yet here we are with things starting to click. It’s time for him to lead me down his own sporting path.
I’m just along for the ride — as long as it doesn’t mean multiple travel ball weekends. A dad still has to have a life, too.
Numbers from :
Tonight was the second time the @Dodgers' Will Smith has had a pinch-hit walkoff home run (also on June 23, 2019).
He's the second player in MLB history to do that twice before turning 27 years old.
The other was Willie McCovey.
— Stats By STATS (@StatsBySTATS) July 21, 2021
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