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Magic Kingdom Fireworks Show Goes Woke

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Those aren’t fireworks you’re hearing – that’s the woke alarm going off in Florida. The five-alarm fire was set off after Disney made the decision to remove the phrase “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls” from their renowned “Happily Ever After” nightly fireworks show.

The move aligns with a statement Disney released this spring that discussed their plans to add “Inclusion” as a fifth component to their customer service… A fancy way of alerting the public to their newfound wokeness. In part, the company said: “We want our guests to see their own backgrounds and traditions reflected in the stories, experiences and products they encounter in their interactions with Disney.”

When addressing the show, which returned to Orlando’s Magic Kingdom on Thursday after having been shutdown for more than a year, a Disney spokesperson told CBS News: “It’s part of a broader effort. It’s not about one or two things.”

Prior to changing Happily Ever After’s introduction, park goers were greeted by the phrase: “Good evening, ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, dreamers of all ages.” As of Thursday, the new intro says: “Good evening, dreamers of all ages.” Oh, the horror these poor families would’ve had to endure if their virgins ear dared to hear such demeaning terms as “ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls”.

Predictably, not everyone is thrilled with Disney’s decision:

 

Disney apparently was less concerned with offending the wallets of park goers. The lowest priced ticket for a one-day jaunt through Wokeland costs $109 for anyone over the age of 10. Enjoy those $15 souvenir cup dreamers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Written by Anthony Farris

Anthony is a former high school basketball intramural champion who played a leading role in creating two offspring. He spends his weekends hoping for an MTV Rock N' Jock revival.

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  1. “We want our guests to see their own backgrounds and traditions reflected in the stories, experiences and products they encounter in their interactions with Disney.”

    Bullcrap. My background – and the background of 99.9% of every person on Planet Earth is that there are two genders. Period. To pretend otherwise is deeply offensive.

  2. Men. Women. And many confused people.

    That’s it.
    There is no such thing as a tranz man or tranz woman. It’s make believe Peter Pan land of pretend. Chopping your dick off doesn’t make you a woman. It’s all cartoonishly absurd

  3. Disney World will be “inclusive” when they have a section called “Ghetto Land”. Fake liquor stores on every corner, and the 3 G’s…gangs, graffiti & gunfire, rampant all over the make believe ghetto.

    White liberals would be offended by such a true to life attraction, though they have no problem with the real thing in almost every (mostly Democrat run) city in America. Of course, the pale-faced lefties, many of them Disney/ABC/ESPN execs, live nowhere near them and couldn’t give a damn about the dead bodies on their streets.

  4. I have very fond memories of taking my young daughter and son (oops, I said it) to Disney twice between 2008 and 2013. That said, I will never visit again. Disney is dead to me. Unfortunate but will not lose any sleep

  5. Can’t get more inclusive than ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Even if you’re a lady boy, you’re included twice. Adolescent tomboys might consider themselves included thrice.

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