Lucky Bettor Cashes On TNF's Colts, Broncos Puke Fest

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America’s nightmare Thursday was another guy’s nice payday. The Denver Broncos snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory by losing 12-9 to the Indianapolis Colts on Thursday Night Football in Week 5.

But, one lucky SoB won 10 racks at DraftKings Sportsbook by cashing this bet below: 

It was one of the worst football games in recent memory. Both quarterbacks sucked. Broncos QB Russell Wilson and Colts QB Matt Ryan owe the American public time and our Amazon Prime subscription fees.

Here are some fun lowlights:

A line judge reacts to calling a timeout for the wrong team during a game between the Denver Broncos and the Indianapolis Colts in Week 5. (Dustin Bradford/Getty Images)

The outstanding performers were Colts PK Chase McLaughlin (four field goals), Broncos PK Brandon McManus (three field goals), Russell Wilson (two interceptions), Matt Ryan (two interceptions) and me (eating four slices of pizza and drinking seven IPAs).

Also, I don't know if the NFL can flex these Thursday Night Football games or what but something has to be done about this horseshit. Richard Sherman's postgame commentary (and PTSD) about Wilson's shitter was far more entertaining than the game itself.

But, who stuck around watching Amazon Prime after this abomination of a football game?

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Geoff Clark serves as OutKick’s sports betting guru. As a writer and host of OutKick Bets with Geoff Clark, he dives deep into the sports betting landscape and welcomes an array of sports betting personalities on his show to handicap America’s biggest sporting events. Previously, Clark was a writer/podcaster for USA TODAY's Sportsbook Wire website, handicapping all the major sports tentpoles with a major focus on the NFL, NBA and MLB. Clark graduated from St. John University.