Look, it’s Monday, and while everyone else is on spring break, you’re at work.
This means you’re not on the same cruise as Blake Bortles’s girlfriend, Lindsey Duke, and Matthew Stafford’s girlfriend, Kelly Hall.
Look, I could pretend there’s some real story here, but when two number one overall draft picks at quarterback’s girlfriends — maybe, it looks like the Texans are taking Bortles — miraculously meet on a cruise ship for the first time while both are wearing bikinis, why mess with destiny? And then, as if that wasn’t enough, Kelly Hall, Stafford’s girlfriend, immediately posts the pic on Instagram and adds this sweet message: “Got to meet a new friend on the cruise..Wishing her and her man all the luck in the upcoming draft!”
It’s basically a sign from God that He loves Outkick.
And that he doesn’t want me to work that hard today.
Not to be outdone, Stafford’s girlfriend also got creative and made the picture of just the two of them black and white because she wanted to evoke the timeless moment of their initial meeting, which, I’m going to be honest, is kind of like when Elvis met Muhammad Ali. If, you know, Nixon and Elvis had been been hot coeds in bikinis on a cruise ship during spring break when they met for the first time.
If you want more pictures of either woman head to Busted Coverage, who had this Nixon goes to China moment up first. Those guys also have more pictures up there, if you happen to be into girls in bikinis on spring break. I know, I know, you hate that sort of thing, I’m just saying, in case you were.
Anyway, I’m not really into bikinis — I find them demeaning to women — I’m more of a burka guy, myself.
But to each his own.