There are plenty of things to bang on LeBron about, like his inability to stand up to China where his shoes are made for pennies by Chinese women who have no choice in the matter. The last thing I’m going to rip the guy for is wanting to have a full head of hair for his upcoming movie, Space Jam: A New Legacy.
As a guy with a head of hair that’s holding on by mere threads, the last thing Bron Bron wanted was to be on the cover of Entertainment Weekly not looking like a movie star up top. So he did what any rich person in his position would do and made sure Space Jam’s Photoshop department filled in his head with the most glorious hair you’ll see out of Hollywood all year.
No bare spots left behind.
So these guys out there can beat up Bron for wanting to look good for his starring role as he attempts to duplicate and then surpass everything Michael Jordan accomplished.
“In my younger days, part of my thinking was ‘Space Jam was so good, how can I top this?’ ” James told Entertainment Weekly. “There’s always going to be conversations about LeBron trying to do everything Michael [did]. But I’ve gotten older, and you know who you are. You know what you stand for.”
And LeBron stands for having great hair in Space Jam. Can’t fault the guy a bit. He took a stand. Wait until those Chinese women in the sweatshops see his new hair on the Space Jam gear they pump out. They’re going to get a kick out of it.
Game on! In @SpaceJamMovie, @KingJames leads the charge as the Looney Tunes’ superteam reunites for the craziest basketball game anyone has ever witnessed. See the FIRST LOOK: https://t.co/jurZXtwxBV Story by @derekjlawrence pic.twitter.com/q2ztmQorQd
— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) March 4, 2021
LeBron’s failed hair transplant might could need an ESPN docuseries of its own no? 👴🏾pic.twitter.com/Mqjsn9Q5TI
— ♛YOUNGBLOOD PRIEST♛ (@YNGBLDPRST) February 27, 2021
RIP LeBron James Hair
— PdGaming | #Anipoke (@TheRealPdGaming) March 1, 2021
AD needs to come back before LeBron's hair retires pic.twitter.com/isNUDPzkmc
— NBA Memes (@NBAMemes) February 28, 2021