Joy Taylor On Vacation, Bryce Harper Takes One Off The Face & Cleveland Celebrating The Manziel Pick

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Cleveland, it’s your day to shine and the weather’s going to be raw

I’ve now watched the Cleveland weather forecast several times, and it’s going to be a typical northern Ohio day: on and off rain, clouds, falling temperatures, fog, wind, misery. In other words, Cleveland football weather. This isn’t ideal for a guy like me who is depending on decent weather to increase the chances for content, but this is Cleveland and the city rarely disappoints me. So I’ll throw on the rain gear, drive east on the turnpike and dive into the belly of the beast to see what I can come up with tonight.

I’m aiming to stay until the Eagles pick at No. 12. That should be about 9:30 ET or so. There’s a 0.0% chance I’m around when the Browns pick at No. 26. And I might have to see how many people show up for this Kings of Leon concert that’s supposed to go on.

Stay tuned to the social channels. I’ll probably just pump stuff through IG Story (@joekinseyexp).

• One thing I need to hear tonight: “With the 5th pick, the Cincinnati Bengals select…” an offensive lineman or Ja’Marr Chase. It’s that simple. Not hard at all.

• I got an alert Wednesday that Urban Meyer sold his Columbus house for $1,750,000, and it looks like Urbs left some money on the table just to move the house now that he’s back to being a Florida Man. The Columbus house never even hit the market, which is odd, unless there’s a glitch in the Zillow system.

•  Look at Bill de Blasio getting all ballsy and saying he’d fully reopen NYC on July 1. Big Balls Bill. Big Balls Blasio. Guess who needs tax revenue FAST? Big Balls Bill. Just think of the cuts Big Balls Blasio has on the horizon. “This is going to be the summer of New York City,” Big Balls told MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe.’ “I think people are going to flock to New York City because they want to live again.”

• This morning, the front page of NFL.com offers mock drafts from FIVE different reporters/NFL.com personalities. Someone please explain the fascination with reading random mock drafts and then explain how you keep them all straight and which ones you trust. I might have to do a quick Q&A with OutKick mock guy Clint Lamb to get the psychology behind the weirdos who click on these posts at an alarming rate. There’s clickbait and then there are mock drafts, the ultimate clickbait.

• And finally this morning, Facebook says hiding posts calling for India’s prime minister to resign was an internal “mistake” and definitely wasn’t because the Indian government told Facebook to hide the posts. NO WAY, NO SIR, Facebook says. Just an internal mistake. Nothing nefarious going on. You can trust Facebook, Facebook says.

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Written by Joe Kinsey

Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America.

Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league.

Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.

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  1. “The Columbus house never even hit the market, which is odd, unless there’s a glitch in the Zillow system.”

    The housing shortage is no joke. Houses in my dumb suburban neighborhood are going for 10% over asking consistently and getting snapped up within a day or two.

  3. I have never cared for Bryce Harper…until now. That dude just took 97 mph to the face, got up, walked himself to the dugout and started down that garbage pitcher. That’s a grown a!! man move. Btw, Nolan Arenado better not dig in too deep against Philly. His idiot pitcher just put a giant retaliation target on him. It may not happen immediately but it’s going to happen. Can’t let that go.

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