Joe Kinsey
It’s finally here — a legit week of football
You’ve been waiting for it. I’ve been waiting for it. We’ve all just been sitting here waiting to be transfixed on pigskin and it all gets started tonight with BYU-Navy. I’m so jacked for football that I was up this morning at 4:30 due to thunderstorms rolling through and started watching The U-BYU from 1990 to get in the mood for tonight’s Mormons vs. Seamen showdown. You forget just how huge the shoulder pads were 30 years ago. It’s a miracle some of those wide receivers were as fast as they were considering the shoulder pads and the length of the grass in Provo, Utah.
It was a great weekend for a Las Vegas gambler from Connecticut. The card player won $552,282 with a 7-card straight flush jackpot on a Face Up Pai Gow table. The winning draw hit Saturday night at Paris Las Vegas, according to a Caesars Entertainment spokesperson. Some of you guys know my rules for big hits like this, some don’t, so I’ll repeat it. GET ON THE FIRST FLIGHT AVAILABLE AFTER TRANSFERRING THE MONEY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. DO NOT DRINK AT THE AIRPORT. DO NOT PLAY SLOTS AT THE AIRPORT. Reset your brain back at home before going back into a casino.
In NFL news, Cam Newton is acting like he’s hit the franchise motherlode thanks to the Patriots signing him. He’s calling it a “match made in heaven,” and he gets to play against the AFC East. Those of you crushing Cam for signing there could be in trouble.
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Fernando Tatis Jr. is homering at a rate that only one other shortstop in Major League history has: Alex Rodriguez. pic.twitter.com/Q9bVYLa2f0
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) September 7, 2020
Stuff You Guys Sent In & Stuff I Like :
“Sorry about that but we have been waiting a lot. Would you mind if we played through?” pic.twitter.com/AadE0V9esz
— Lou Brown (@Lou_TireWorld) September 7, 2020
Me & @TomBrady like Ace and Mitch pic.twitter.com/6OBrx2JCRr
— 7⃣ Leonard Fournette (@_fournette) September 7, 2020
World Poker Tour Announces the Passing of Mike Sexton. #ThankYouMike https://t.co/D4isieRA6S pic.twitter.com/eFgM0MWzyG
— World Poker Tour (@WPT) September 7, 2020
It's a big day for Hockey Hall of Famer Sergei Fedorov. Born in the USSR on 13 декабря 1969, he's 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats, Серге́й Фёдоров! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line. (h/t @trevlowden, thx) pic.twitter.com/2lokKJVOpm
— Brimley/Cocoon Line (@BrimleyLine) September 6, 2020
If your Mexican dinner isn’t endorsed by Harry Caray is it really authentic?
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) September 7, 2020
Cactus & Las Vegas Blvd last night pic.twitter.com/FSX8Uoye1w
— Las Vegas Locally 🌴 (@LasVegasLocally) September 7, 2020
— No Context Flair (@NoContextFlair) September 7, 2020
Sorry, I don’t mean to bother y’all on a Sunday, but do any of y’all have access to a time machine? pic.twitter.com/1JknJx0MgZ
— Jed Blackwell (@JedBlackwell) September 6, 2020
You gotta choose one for your birthday dinner. Which are you going with? pic.twitter.com/2nPRXTQEcB
— 𝚁𝚢𝚊𝚗 𝙺. 𝚂𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚑 (@MeWeFree_) September 6, 2020
Man didn’t know Mike Sexton passed he was great on WSOP sad RIP
Josh McCown is Rasputin. Why is Kid Rock on Johnny Football’s pool? Cheesecake Factory.