How was your Friday night?
For the four-hundredth consecutive Friday, probably not as good as Johnny Manziel’s
Last night Johnny Manziel went out in Austin, Texas and went floating on an inflatable swan while swilling from a bottle of champagne. This was the best performance by a quarterback in Austin, Texas since 2009. In related news, is it any wonder Mack Brown recruited Manziel as a defensive back? Look at those coverage skills on that swan.
Swan breathing room?
I also love that Manziel has a guy holding on to the swan for him. You know you’re big time when you decide you want to go floating on a swan while drinking from a bottle of champagne and a guy in a suit is holding the swan to make sure it doesn’t float too far away from you. Not to mention there was probably a line of girls begging to float on the swan with Johnny too.
I swear, I’m never going to forgive the Titans for not drafting Manziel. It’s CMA’s here this weekend and there’s a 100% chance Manziel would have ended up on stage at LP Field if the Titans had taken him.
Anyway, while Manziel was floating on swans, I was making gambling picks for the NBA, NHL, French Open, and Belmont Stakes with Todd Fuhrman. Most importantly, I broke down the Miss USA contest after spending an hour scrutinizing these girls online. That’s dedication.