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Johnny Manziel Drinks Champagne While Floating On a Swan

How was your Friday night?

For the four-hundredth consecutive Friday, probably not as good as Johnny Manziel’s 

Last night Johnny Manziel went out in Austin, Texas and went floating on an inflatable swan while swilling from a bottle of champagne. This was the best performance by a quarterback in Austin, Texas since 2009. In related news, is it any wonder Mack Brown recruited Manziel as a defensive back? Look at those coverage skills on that swan.

Swan breathing room?

Zero.  

I also love that Manziel has a guy holding on to the swan for him. You know you’re big time when you decide you want to go floating on a swan while drinking from a bottle of champagne and a guy in a suit is holding the swan to make sure it doesn’t float too far away from you. Not to mention there was probably a line of girls begging to float on the swan with Johnny too.

I swear, I’m never going to forgive the Titans for not drafting Manziel. It’s CMA’s here this weekend and there’s a 100% chance Manziel would have ended up on stage at LP Field if the Titans had taken him.  

Anyway, while Manziel was floating on swans, I was making gambling picks for the NBA, NHL, French Open, and Belmont Stakes with Todd Fuhrman. Most importantly, I broke down the Miss USA contest after spending an hour scrutinizing these girls online. That’s dedication. 

 

Written by Clay Travis

OutKick founder, host and author. He's presently banned from appearing on both CNN and ESPN because he’s too honest for both.

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