Jay Cutler just might be the most interesting man on Instagram this week thanks to the chicken serial killer Instagram Story he started Wednesday. And let’s not forget that Jay and Kristin getting a divorce meant Jay could finally control his Instagram account and that means we get actual interesting content.
This week the former gunslinger has a problem out on his Tennessee farm with chickens being killed and it’s gotten so bad that Wednesday night Jay was planning on sleeping in a tree stand to keep an eye on his animals, but a rainstorm came through and changed his plans. He was left depending on his trail cameras. At one point Wednesday Jay was questioning his cat on Instagram. Is it possible a farm cat would be slaughtering his chickens into chicken salad? That’s where Jay’s mind was at going into another tense night of sleep.
The big news this morning is that Jay no longer thinks his cat (sounds like it’s named Thelma) could be the chicken killer. Jay has publicly apologized on IG to the cat and seems to have moved on to owls in his woods.
To the cat: while I’m not sorry you were accused of these vicious acts, I will be the bigger person and admit I was wrong. You are not the the suspect we are looking for. Take it as a compliment for your savage ways of life. Carry on Cat.
Not on Instagram? This should get you caught up on the situation?
Could owls be killing Jay’s chickens? I’m not a farmer, but I grew up with enough corn around my hometown to know owls could definitely be snatching those chickens. Volume UP, Jay thinks he has owls that could be striking.