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Introducing The Horny Urban Meyer Halloween Costume

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While Tomi Lahren and her ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ cheerleader costume is all the rage on the political side of Halloween 2021, the very simple horny Urban Meyer costume is poised to be the breakout star in the sports category. The key to the Urban Meyer costume is how simple it is for Buckeyes fans to throw on their quarter zips and grab a blow-up doll.

Or, if you’re fortunate, you have a blonde who’s willing to play along with the horny Urbs costume.

Just make sure to get all the photos made famous when the blonde, Nebraska Cayman (real name!), backed up on the Jaguars head coach and held him hostage at a Columbus hotspot.

 
 
 
 
 
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If you don’t have a blonde handy, get over to the costume store as fast as possible because the blow-up dolls will be flying off the shelves as Ohio State fans head to Halloween parties.

Can’t find a blow-up doll. Here are directions on how to make your very own.

Now go out there and have some horny Urban fun. Just make sure your wife isn’t at home babysitting the grandkids. Invite her out!

 
 
 
 
 
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Bonus! Andy Reid getting handsy:

 
 
 
 
 
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Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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