I’m Not Sure The Raiders Wynn End Zone Club Is For Me, Bro

I’ve officially hit the age where I understand where I belong inside an NFL stadium and where I shouldn’t be hanging out. The new Wynn Field Club at Allegiant Stadium will be off-limits for a middle-aged dad like myself. In promotional photos released by Wynn, California bros and their Instagram model girlfriends can be seen clubbing in the end zone while David Guetta or some other DJ spins the hits.

“Wynn Field Club is situated at field level, spans the entire length of the north end zone, and offers ticketed guests an upgraded high-energy nightlife experience in the center of the action,” the resort said in a statement. “The nearly 11,000 square foot venue will feature appearances by Wynn Nightlife’s legendary roster of world-class DJs, premium bottle service and over-the-top access that can only be found in Las Vegas.”

The end zone Wynn Field Club will feature 29 booths, occupancy of 719, two DJ booths, 42 TVs, 18 dining tables, 4 bars, a 9′ X 35′ video display, and 45,000 watts of energy pumping into bros and their IG models.

And from the look of the promo photos, there will be zero body fat and perfect beards/hair. Yeah dawg, I’m out on those requirements. Put me in one of those really padded club seats where I have a short trip to the bar that Oakland dirtbags can’t access and that’s my dream scenario at Allegiant Stadium when the Bengals roll into Vegas this fall.

Years ago, I was in Vegas for the Wild Turkey kickball world championships as an Internet reporter/influencer and part of the trip was to go party at Wynn at the big club where they have all the top DJs perform. I can’t even remember the name of the club and at this point, it doesn’t matter. The hostess walks the Wild Turkey influencer group to a private white couch area where people stand around and suck on vodka tonics and listen to beats drop. The light show was interesting for about one drink before I headed to the back of the club to the blackjack tables to have actual fun.

That’s how I picture a night at the Field Club playing out. It might be fun to see Alesso play the hits for a couple of TV timeouts, but after that, I’m going to be left wanting to relax in my own seat and not listen to California bro talk about craving an Impossible Burger off the menu.