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I apologize for not posting the LeBron heckler woman last night

Many of you know me from my previous Internet blogging life before Clay hired me here at OutKick to be in charge of all things off-the-wall, like a woman being kicked out of a Lakers-Hawks game for heckling LeBron. It’s my beat. It’s what keeps me up at night. Some guys specialize in creating 250 mock drafts per year. I specialize in giving Juliana Carlos her 15 minutes of fame.

Of course, last night I slipped up and didn’t work into the night to be one of the first to break the Juliana Instagram page. Truth be told, I had one of those mentally draining Mondays where you get a phone call in the middle of the afternoon and it throws your brain into overdrive. Everything is OK, but it’s one of those calls that leaves you feeling like Dustin Poirier’s been kicking you in the legs, gut, and brain for three rounds.

Now it’s time to refocus. Back to the grind. Blog like there’s no tomorrow. Battle on like the last 13-plus years. Give the readers what they’re looking for. Make stars out of Juliana and anyone else looking for fame.

I told my wife — clear my schedule. No doctor’s visits. No big plans. No travel. It’s Super Bowl Week, and people are looking to become famous. It’s time to make it happen. I have to be on top of the content game. Later this morning, I’ll slide into Juliana’s DMs and see what’s up. Stay tuned.

• As of 10 p.m. ET Monday, Central Park had received 16.3″ of snow, 17th all-time in Central Park history. Mendham, New Jersey received 30″ as of 11 p.m. Monday. Enjoy clearing the snow, folks!

• Speaking of clearing snow, how about a double murder-suicide over clearing snow in Plains Twp., Pa. (Wilkes-Barre). Thank god I no longer live in that area. That’s where I cut my teeth in the newspaper industry before getting out and learning the Internet. Read that news report. Insanity.

• Oh boy, here we go. Bernie Sanders’ mittens are a “lesson” in white privilege, according to a San Francisco high school teacher who wrote an op-ed for the San Francisco Chronicle.

• I told you guys Monday about how Mons Venus was expanding its operating hours. Now the Tampa Bay Times has a big report on how the city’s strip clubs are ramping up for Super Bowl fans. Some of you might need this information.

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Written by Joe Kinsey

Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America.

Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league.

Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.


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