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Handicapper Gets ‘Oral Roberts Tattoo’ After Guaranteeing Florida Wouldn’t Lose

The 2021 NCAA Tournament has its very first ‘Oral Roberts (ass) Tattoo’ and it belongs to Kyle Kirms, a sports handicapper who declared Sunday morning that there was no way Florida would lose to the No. 15 seed that knocked off Ohio State.

“If that happens mark my words I’ll get an Oral Roberts tattoo…trust me I am safe here. Zero chance,” Kirms tweeted before Oral Roberts beat the Gators 81-78. Perhaps sensing an opportunity to ensure new eyeballs on his budding handicapping business, Kirms walked his ass into a New Jersey tattoo parlor and dumped out his right ass cheek to get ‘Oral Roberts Tattoo’ inked.

When one of his followers showed Kirms respect for following through on his word, Kirms put everything into perspective.

“Bro I put soooo many hours and days and months into building this show on youtube. It’s my life goal to produce a TV show about sports betting. I’d literally do anything for it minus losing a limb,” Kirms, who has 16,800 YouTube followers tweeted.

Kyle isn’t one of these mouthy new-age YouTubers who talks a big game until it’s time to lay his ass on the line. Nope, Kyle’s a man of his word.

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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