A four-year contract worth $120 million can buy you most things, but in the case of new Charlotte Bobcats forward Gordon Hayward, it can’t buy you the perfect turkey on Thanksgiving Day. Gordon’s wife, Robyn, was recording as her husband started ripping apart their turkey, and let’s just say things didn’t go very well this year.
“Is this how it’s supposed to look?” Robyn wrote on Instagram Story. Uh, that’s how it’s supposed to look if you destroy a turkey on Thanksgiving. The real action on this one is in the comments section of Robyn’s IG post where the turkey experts spent their holiday crushing Gordon’s abilities in the kitchen.
“Get used to buying your turkey at Walmart in Charlotte,” one happy camper wrote. “Dry ass turkey dry ass family,” another one said. And then there was this one: “Your husband f–ked us for 3 years wish nothing but the worst for him the rest of his career.”
There it is, just another Thanksgiving holiday on social media. Meanwhile, the Haywards got out of Boston, costing Charlotte more than it did the Celtics in Hayward’s prime. Dry, destroyed turkey or not, it’s good to be Gordon Hayward right now.