Girl Takes Shovel to the Head in Epic Catfight

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Last year Outkick the Coverage brought you the Steeplechase catfight. It was wildly popular, you guys couldn't get enough of it. Well, this week, on nearly the one year anniversary of the Steeplechase catfight, I wake up and you've gone and given me another Christmas present on Twitter -- a catfight that can only have happened in West Virginia. 

Two girls are upset, presumably over a teenage boy. They settle their differences like we all would if we lived in West Virginia and raised chickens in our backyard, first by touring the chicken coop. 

Then they set out for two separate fights. This is really well organized as fights go, kind of like a modern day Andrew Jackson duel. If, you know, Andrew Jackson had been fighting Charles Dickinson in 2014 and they were both girls. 

The taller, skinnier girl really wallops the younger girl, who, despite a severe beating or much of a counter punch, refuses to go down. The fight continues after a pause until the younger girl demands that the older girl leave her property. Or she will go get a BB gun. (Not a real gun, y'all, she's too classy for that). 

The other girl follows her up onto the porch and that's when magic happens. 

A shovel toss. 

Just watch. 

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