Get a Great Deal on This Tennessee Tailgating Hearse

We’ve all been through it. You’re moving out of state and can’t take your University of Tennessee football tailgating hearse with you. Luckily, this Craigslist poster’s loss is your gain.

For sale is a 1985 Cadillac hearse with a custom Vol paint job. Also available is a tailgating package featuring a casket cooler that doubles as a place for your sloppiest friend to sleep it off. If you aren’t sure who that is, it’s you! Let’s tailgate together.

I know what you’re thinking — no way was this hearse ever used to transport the dead — but you’d be wrong. According to the poster, the hearse was purchased from an actual funeral home, so it is undoubtedly haunted by the ghosts of Vol fans past. And what tailgate couldn’t use extra school spirit? (Sorry.) On the other hand, driving a hearse home after a terrible loss is probably pretty humbling.  

No word on whether the blonde in the skirt is included in the tailgate package, but the poster is willing to negotiate. 

Written by Clay Travis

OutKick founder, host and author. He's presently banned from appearing on both CNN and ESPN because he’s too honest for both.