Georgia Tech Really Hates Georgia

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Lately you haven’t had to hit Georgia’s mascot with a car, they’ve been dropping like flies regardless.

Uga is the William Henry Harrison of mascots, uneasy lies the head with the studded collar.

Some blame inbreeding.

Others blame Mark Richt.

Somehow, inevitably, this will end up Mike Vick’s fault.

In the meantime, golf clap.

If you’ve ever wondered what Uga would look like if he was hit by a car, you have your answer.

As a groomsman’s cake no less.

This is the most impressive thing a Georgia Tech football fan has done since that one time in 1998 when one of them had sex in college.

I know, I know, you just want a close-up of Uga as roadkill.

My favorite part of this cake is the sign.

“To Hell with Georgia.”

Because without that sign, well, it might have been confusing what message this cake was sending.

Regardless, those intestines look delicious.

Would you have eaten it if you’d been at the wedding?

I would have.

In fact, how many men reading this piece right now would be more excited about going to weddings if groomsmen’s cakes in the South all insulted your most hated football rival?

(Raises hand).

In a method that manages to be both tasteless and tasty at the same time?

This is genius.

Written by Clay Travis

Clay Travis is the founder of the fastest growing national multimedia platform, OutKick, that produces and distributes engaging content across sports and pop culture to millions of fans across the country. OutKick was created by Travis in 2011 and sold to the Fox Corporation in 2021.

One of the most electrifying and outspoken personalities in the industry, Travis hosts OutKick The Show where he provides his unfiltered opinion on the most compelling headlines throughout sports, culture, and politics. He also makes regular appearances on FOX News Media as a contributor providing analysis on a variety of subjects ranging from sports news to the cultural landscape. Throughout the college football season, Travis is on Big Noon Kickoff for Fox Sports breaking down the game and the latest storylines.

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Previously, he launched OutKick The Coverage on Fox Sports Radio that included interviews and listener interactions and was on Fox Sports Bet for four years. Additionally, Travis started an iHeartRadio Original Podcast called Wins & Losses that featured in-depth conversations with the biggest names in sports.

Travis is a graduate of George Washington University as well as Vanderbilt Law School. Based in Nashville, he is the author of Dixieland Delight, On Rocky Top, and Republicans Buy Sneakers Too.