Georgia Couple Arrested For Wild McDonald’s Splenda McMelee

Cops…filmed on location at a McDonald’s in Georgia…where….holy %^&* did that woman just try to climb through the drive-thru window to get a packet of Splenda? The Henry County Sheriff’s office says that’s exactly what led to a bizarre fight back in November when Marshall & Crystal Wallace decided they were ready to risk it all for that Splenda.

Tuesday, the couple was arrested during a traffic stop in Walton County, Georgia and it looks like the McDonald’s hooligans will be brought to justice. As always, they’re innocent until proven guilty…but the video evidence is strong with this one.

The Henry County, Georgia sheriff where this McMeltdown occurred definitely isn’t McLovin’ these two. “The video clearly shows actions that blatantly violated the law and brought national embarrassment to the people of our great county. This type of behavior will not be tolerated,” said Reginald Scandrett.

VIDEO: pic.twitter.com/VrH0Wkku2I

— Everything Georgia (@GAFollowers) December 8, 2021

Cops say the McMelee started when the couple asked for the Splenda pack only to be told that they’d have to come inside to get a packet because it wasn’t available at the drive-thru window.

Annnnnnnddddd the Wallaces had heard enough. Cops say Marshall hit a manager with a chair, Crystal threw a drink at workers, tried to strike an employee and stuck half her body inside the drive-thru window looking for her Splenda pack.

Police have charged the couple with simple battery, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass. In other words, heads up for these two at your local McDonald’s. Crystal’s fed up and you better have her Splenda.