Game of Thrones Season Four Episode Two: Joffrey Gets Married
1. Nudity, yes!2. In the first half of the episode we have a girl mauled to death by dogs after being shot by an arrow and three men burned to death.3. Confession: I dislike Theon more than I do Joffrey.4. From Theon shivering we go straight to sausage being served to Tyrion.5. The actual wedding is understated.6. Grandma Tyrell might be my favorite character on the show right now.6.5 Masters Interlude.
But what a glorious conclusion to Joffrey's life.
Now, presumably, an even younger incest-born child will rise to the throne of swords.
I can't wait to see what's going to happen next.
Just after, that is, I get over celebrating Joffrey's death.