Florida Woman Arrested For Beating Up Her Father For Farting

Florida woman Nicole Dozois, 40, finally hit her breaking point with her father and his farting. Cops arrested Nicole early Sunday morning for battering her dad, 59, in the face “due to his flatulance.”

The fart fisticuffs went down in a Largo, Florida residence where Nicole shares a bedroom with dad. The arrest report doesn’t specify the type of fart or the length of the fart that sent Nicole into a frenzy, but she began “punching him on the face numerous times,” the report reads.

Dozois was arrested for domestic battery and released on her own recognizance.

This isn’t the first time farting has led to headlines in 2020. Way back in January, a Wichita Falls, Texas man was arrested for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend after he dropped a bomb and she commented that it “smelled horrible.”  In June, an Austrian man was arrested for busting loose on police. A report states the man “let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent” to blast it at the police.

Now we need to hear from Nicole. Are we talking like wet bombs as if dad had been sucking down Busch Lights and eating hard boiled eggs? This is very important so we can gauge what level of farting set off Nicole. This will give us an idea of how many hours of community service she should be facing.

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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