Florida State RA Posts Sex Noise Notice

Let’s be clear, it’s the Internet, so anything can be photoshopped or pranked up, but this email tip arrives from a previously reliable tippee who swears this notice just went up in a Florida State freshman dorm. The issue? Someone is having sex too loudly during quiet hours. In particular, “During quiet hours the RA has received complaints about sex noises from your rooms from your neighbors, the people above and below you.”

Is anyone else picturing the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” scene when Larry David walks into the nursing home and his deaf father is watching porn so loudly that everyone can hear it throughout the entire building? 

FYI, Dorman Hall is, in fact, a dorm on campus at FSU.

Anybody checked on Chris Weinke’s whereabouts lately?

If I was Jimbo Fisher, I think I’d use this letter in my recruiting mailings.

“Come to FSU, you’ll have sex so loud your neighbors will complain.”

Written by Clay Travis

OutKick founder, host and author. He's presently banned from appearing on both CNN and ESPN because he’s too honest for both.