First Lady Jill Biden Tests Positive for COVID Again After Pfizer Treatment

In perhaps the least surprising turn of COVID events, First Lady Jill Biden has tested positive for COVID yet again.

Despite her four vaccination doses and endless pointless mask wearing, news broke last week of her first positive test result:

Naturally, Biden immediately began treatment with Pfizer’s Paxlovid despite only experiencing what was described as “cold-like symptoms.”

Then, after news that she was “steadily feeling better,” she tested negative a few days ago, ending her “isolation period.”

But in classic Pfizer fashion, she’s now returned to being COVID positive in a “rebound case.”

How does Pfizer manage it? They developed a product that was supposedly “100% effective” in preventing COVID cases, according to the CEO of the company:

Then after that was proven hopelessly wrong, they create a new product that instantly becomes the government promoted standard of care despite the lack of testing for benefits in vaccinated people.

And even after that new product is shown to help contribute to recurring positive tests after apparently recovering from the virus, they receive no criticism in the media or skepticism towards their announcements.

No matter what they do or how dramatically and publicly they fail to deliver on their promises, “experts” and public health officials continue to worship at the altar of Pfizer.

While it’s extremely likely that Jill Biden will experience non-existent to mild symptoms, it was likely before her vaccination doses and boosters and courses of Paxlovid, because newer variants have overwhelmingly been milder than those that came before.

U.S. President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden have both had rebound cases of COVID following use of Pfizer treatment
U.S. President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden have both had rebound cases of COVID following use of Pfizer treatment (Photographer: Chris Kleponis/CNP/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

But that truth is always ignored in favor of expressing “gratitude” to a for-profit pharmaceutical company for creating drugs that don’t prevent the disease they were supposed to prevent.

At the very least, thanks to this positive test and in accordance with the mind-bogglingly incompetent guidance from the CDC, the First Lady and the President can go back to doing what they love most: masking in public.

Every time.

Written by Ian Miller

Ian Miller is a former award watching high school actor, ice cream expert and long suffering Dodgers fan. He spends most of his time golfing, eating as much pizza as humanly possible, reading about World War I history, and trying to get the remote back from his dog. Follow him on Twitter.

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  1. Most Americans don’t even bother to test for China flu anymore they just say have a cold and do hard stuff like work,Joe and doctor Jill and other politicians with not much on their plate look forward to more time outs.

    • Nobody cares. It’s newsworthy because these Leftists/Marxists shoved vaccine & booster propaganda down our throats for two and a half years. So when these sh*theads get the vid, it’s another point for the normal people.

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