Two women got into a fight Sunday on a LaGuardia Airport jet bridge before a Delta flight and it’s just another one of those moments in 2020 where you have to shake your head and thank god the throw down didn’t happen next to you on the flight.
As you can see in the video, the Delta gate agents made a business decision to just stay out of it and let these two roll around before being arrested or whatever airport police do with people these days. Who knows. The Daily Mail reports the flight was delayed 40 minutes over the fight, but that’s not bad all things considered.
“Come get Aaliyah, she’s fighting,” a woman can be heard saying as she casually strolls onto the jet bridge.
Good morning everyone. Let's go to LaGuardia for some MMA action pic.twitter.com/o71xwzPLxn
— Joe Kinsey (@JoeKinseyexp) September 1, 2020
What caused the fight? Who knows. One woman disrespected the other? All I know is that you can feel the body language from the Delta workers. The last six months must feel like a decade to these people who clearly would jump at the opportunity if a less stressful job came into their lives.
I’m thinking a job at a flower shop. Maybe leading nature walks. According to a 2019 report, the least stressful jobs in the the United States are (and median salaries):
- Diagnostic medical sonographer: $71,410
- Compliance officer: $67,870
- Hair stylist $25,850
- Audiologist: $75,920
- University professor: $76,000
- Medical records technician: $67,870
- Jeweler: $37,960
- Operations research analyst: $81,390
- Pharmacy technician: $31,750
- Massage therapist: $39,990