Joe Kinsey
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Two women got into a fight Sunday on a LaGuardia Airport jet bridge before a Delta flight and it’s just another one of those moments in 2020 where you have to shake your head and thank god the throw down didn’t happen next to you on the flight.
As you can see in the video, the Delta gate agents made a business decision to just stay out of it and let these two roll around before being arrested or whatever airport police do with people these days. Who knows. The Daily Mail reports the flight was delayed 40 minutes over the fight, but that’s not bad all things considered.
“Come get Aaliyah, she’s fighting,” a woman can be heard saying as she casually strolls onto the jet bridge.
Good morning everyone. Let's go to LaGuardia for some MMA action pic.twitter.com/o71xwzPLxn
— Joe Kinsey (@JoeKinseyexp) September 1, 2020
What caused the fight? Who knows. One woman disrespected the other? All I know is that you can feel the body language from the Delta workers. The last six months must feel like a decade to these people who clearly would jump at the opportunity if a less stressful job came into their lives.
I’m thinking a job at a flower shop. Maybe leading nature walks. According to a 2019 report, the least stressful jobs in the the United States are (and median salaries):
- Diagnostic medical sonographer: $71,410
- Compliance officer: $67,870
- Hair stylist $25,850
- Audiologist: $75,920
- University professor: $76,000
- Medical records technician: $67,870
- Jeweler: $37,960
- Operations research analyst: $81,390
- Pharmacy technician: $31,750
- Massage therapist: $39,990
Aaliyah improved to 5-1-1 with an impromptu upset of Felicia yesterday at Gate 2. Security stepped in at 1:45 in the 1st round after an impressive front hair pull submission. Felicia falls to 5-2-1, and loses her chance for a long awaited title rematch. Aaliyah qualifies to fight current champ “Big Tracy” (6-0-0) for the Terminal A Belt in next week’s bout in front of the Cinnabon. Big Tracy opens at -225 on the money line, and +250 on the scale, according to what we “think” we heard Shady Janitor Jerry of Foodcourt Oddsmakers incoherently mumble.
Now that was funny!
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Well done, John. Well done.
I just love how the male delta employee just turns his head like FML.
Just a couple of fine BLM citizens acting as they do no surprises here.
Ahhhh. Too funny.
I can’t believe Aliyah gave up her back so easily and opened herself up for a rear naked choke. But Felicia was too slow and Aaliyah executed a marvelous reversal, won the scramble and ended up in side control and proceeded to pound her opponent into submission. Masterful performance.
Here, here!!!
Great analysis on the fly, John!!!
Wasn’t it Delta counter in F-L-A where two wimmins went ballistic and started throwing chit when told their luggage was overweight and they’d have to pay additional fees? Couple months ago.