FBI Agent & Retiree Charles Tillman Gets Drug Test Notice From NFL

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Imagine Charles Tillman opening up his email the other day and finding this notice from the NFL regarding taking an annual drug test for them per NFL rules.

Mr. Tillman,

Per the NFL Policy on Performance-Enhancing Substances, every NFL player will have an annual drug test. The following important memos are attached:

  1. Annual Test Memo
  2. Drug Testing during COVID-19 Memo

As a reminder, while COVID-19 precautions are in place, you will be notified of your NFL Performance-Enhancing Substances drug testing time by the collector the evening before by test message. 

Here’s where I have to remind everyone that Tillman hasn’t played in the NFL since 2015 for the Carolina Panthers (12 games, 2 INTs). Tillman’s been out of the NFL so long he’s had a chance to become an FBI agent. Tillman graduated the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s training academy in 2018, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

Remember last week when Kelly Stafford blasted the NFL over its COVID results being leaked before Matthew Stafford eventually tested negative? Now Peanut Tillman’s getting drug testing memos. There was also the case of Stephen Jackson signing a one-day contract to retire as a member of the Rams and triggering a drug test. I’d say someone within the NFL might want to get things under control before guys like Lyle Alzado (RIP) start getting drug test notices.

Charles Tillman’s been out of the NFL so long he’s had a chance to join the FBI and learn how to make boats. You can’t be bothering him with ridiculous drug tests.

Written by Joe Kinsey

Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America.

Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league.

Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.


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