Ex-British cop Charlotte Rose, who has some Lisa Ann vibes going on minus the long illustrious film career, is making headlines across the British and Australian tabloids for the money she’s making as an OnlyFans model. Rose, who became a cop at 18, says she’s now 27 and making about $210,000 (USD) a month as a model selling photos and whatever else lonely guys buy on the social media site.
Add it all up and she has made somewhere in the neighborhood of $2.3 million during her OnlyFans career. It sure beats arresting British dirtbags and wrestling a guy out on a Call of Duty run.
“Everyone assumes OnlyFans is just porn – which I have nothing against, but personally I don’t do that level of content,” Rose told Australian media outlets. “My page is very tame, but it works because I’m niche. So many pages are hardcore, but I won’t do that. I like my page to be different.
“I’ll role-play and talk to the camera as if it’s a guy and cover some fantasies, but it’s mostly me talking to them.”
How does one build up a business worth $210k a month? It’s not easy, according to Rose. It sounds like she’s pretty much on-call for her subscribers who are demanding her attention 14-16 hours a day.
“It’s personal for me, and I’ve built up relationships with a handful of my fans that I talk to daily and know inside out,” she said.
“I know their children’s names, their job titles and if they’re having a bad day – and when they are, I’ll send a voice-note and some pictures of my dogs to cheer them up.”
Why spend 14-16 hours a day keeping these guys emotionally happy? It’s no different from a baseball player out there trying to keep his roster spot. There’s always some rookie looking to take a vet’s job. Rose’s competition knows what she makes, and she knows it’ll be a dogfight to keep her clients before some younger OnlyFans starlet comes along.
Few things here:
• No, I’m not buying Charlotte’s claim that she’s 27, but it’s fine. That’s the perfect number for those who’re maybe a tad over 30. It’s like Albert Pujols claiming he’s 41 to get a longer contract and cash in until he’s like 44-45. There’s no shame in the game.
• Who are the guys buying these subscriptions? Have you ever seen Instagram models suddenly vacationing in Dubai? The guys who pay for those trips are most likely burning through piles of cash for Charlotte to be online 14-16 hours a day.
• Charlotte charges $9.99 a month. Perhaps she jacks that up to $12.99 a month, loses a few losers and gets herself a vacation here and there. I’m no OnlyFans expert, but mental exhaustion is a real risk here, Charlotte. I used to blog for those sort of hours 6-7 days a week, and it nearly sent me over the edge. I can’t imagine talking to oil kings in Dubai for 3-4 hours at a time to cheer them up.