Eagles' Darius Slay Wants His Madden Rating Raised From A '90', Chad Ochocinco Hilariously Weighs In

Eagles star corner Darius Slay has been masterful this season, and now he wants his Madden rating boosted from a 90. Chad Ochochinco, who's heavily involved in crafting Madden ratings, weighed in on Twitter.

It was hysterical.






This was bait. But as is tradition, Ochocinco rose to the bait.






We have to address what's going on here. Ochocinco is asking Slay if he splurged in fast-food before Sunday's win because the former perennial all-pro believes dieting is a waste of time. He's argued on multiple occasions that genes are responsible for his career and repeatedly went into detail about his horrendous pre-game meals. Worked for him, however he has to know dieting is the only reason half of us don't have tires around our waists.

Chad seems to be joking throughout all of this, but we can never be too sure. And Darius Slay would eventually get back to him that he failed to stop by McDonalds before the game. We have a feeling his complaints were heard, though...






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