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Dr. Fauci Breaks Protocol To Vaccinate Santa, Save Christmas

Dr. Anthony Fauci has saved the day.

During an appearance on CNN’s Sesame Street special, Fauci was asked a question by Paxton, a six-year old boy from Geneva, Illinois, about Santa Claus. The question was whether or not Santa would be able to visit him during coronavirus season.

“Well, I have to say I took care of that for you,” Fauci responded. “I was worried you all would be upset. So, I took a trip up there to the north pole. I went there, and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself. I measured his level of immunity, and he is good to go.”

What a great response, right? Solid, quick thinking from the good doctor. But … there are a couple holes in this story.

First of all, why does Santa need to get vaccinated in the first place? According to Fauci back in November, Santa “has a lot of good innate immunity.” If he’s immune, he wouldn’t need the vaccination in the first place.

Secondly, hasn’t Fauci been pressing people to avoid travel? Some people might take his trip to the north pole as a “do as I say, not as I do” type of situation.

More than likely, most kids won’t pick up on the inconsistencies of those statements from Fauci. But based on some of the 100 percent authentic, truthful tweets I’ve seen on social media, there are some pretty woke kids out there nowadays.

Try and tell me that’s not a three-year-old with a few questions for Fauci right now.

Follow Clint Lamb on Twitter @ClintRLamb.

Written by Clint Lamb

Clint Lamb is a College Football Writer for OutKick. Managing Editor for Roll Tide Wire. Sports radio host for The Bullpen on 730/103.9 The UMP. Co-host for The 'Bama Beat podcast through The Tuscaloosa News and TideSports.com.

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  1. Will YOU get the shot?!
    Do you even WANT the shot?!
    Do you believe in mandatory vaccination??
    Is there ANY DOUBT that this covid psyop has any agenda other than to ‘vaccinate’ every man, woman & child alive??!

    My Canadian girlfriend, who lives here in California with me, said the other day: “If I have to get vaccinated to fly to Canada, I will.”. To which I replied, “And if you have to have sex with a TSA agent to fly, will you?”. Of course, I was instantly the worst human ever, but my point was that we don’t know what’s IN the shot, nor should anyone EVER be required to get vaccinated.

    We need to stop treating the word ‘vaccine’ as the savior, or even remotely necessary!
    Covid is
    95% politics
    5% pandemic

    What we need is reliable & responsible covid info, and to END ALL SHUTDOWNS.

    I want the same vaccine Bill Gates gets…
    None.

  2. The virus can’t be passed between humans. Masks don’t work. It’s okay to hook up with a stranger on Tindr. We probably should be wearing goggles as well as masks. I can throw out the first pitch for my favorite MLB team and then sit in the stands while the rest of you have to stay home.

    I am an MD who doesn’t treat actual patients in actual hospitals. I’ve been a high ranking federal bureaucrat for decades who will run you over if one of the cable networks is willing to stick a microphone in my face. I’m past my prime employee who still spouts off at staff meetings where the rest of the staff silently says, “oh that’s just Tony”…

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