Dockalypse 2021: Lake Lanier Party Turns Into Titanic 2.0

A Lake Lanier, Georgia dock party was LIT AF (or whatever the 21-year-old crew is saying these days) to the point where the dock started sinking like the Titanic during a 4th rager that has turned into a majestic viral video, thanks to the work of Max Tange and narration from Dominique LaNai.

Everyone can relax here. Max reports there were no injuries, and the chaos you’re seeing here is just Lake Lanier being Lake Lanier.

It’s time for some dad-servations after I watched this one a few times:

• Bros, what are you doing still buying the Claw? Costco has cases of Kirkland for $18-$20 while you’re paying $16 for a 12-pack of Claws. Trust me, it’s the same thing, and the ladies will start treating them like the Natty of the seltzer world. Walk into your next party with a case of Kirk-dawgs on each shoulder and watch the reactions. You’ll meet the woman who’ll have your children with this move.

• That’s a rather impressive party ratio. There better not be any complaining from the one guy who’s always claiming parties are sausage-fests.

• I keep pausing the video where all the deck furniture has slid to the ass end of that roof. Can’t stop laughing.

• Yes, I was rooting for the whole thing to go over, but for everyone to get out safely. That’s just the dad in me not rooting for parents to have to pay deductibles.

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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