Tuscaloosa will be the site of the biggest SEC football game in years. Just be careful where you head post-game. In fact, you might want to knock the Tuscaloosa Waffle House off the itinerary. At least if this video offers any indication of what it might be like.
The most confusing thing about this fight is trying to figure out which side is which. Also, Good Lord, can you imagine if you were a wasted Alabama student and you just went to Waffle House to grab some waffles? Look out. These dudes just got scattered, smothered, and diced.
Come November 5th, how about this name for the contest: The T-Town Waffle House Brawl?