Detroit Woman Begs Thieves To Return Her Front Porch

According to WWJ 950 in Detroit, city resident India Gardner returned home from her job at Chrysler Saturday to discover a porch pirate had struck. No, no one had stolen an Amazon package. The porch pirates literally ripped off her entire front porch!

The steps, rail and landing…it’s all gone, and India isn’t in the mood to play games. She wants her porch back so she can get back to doing more important things, like rehabbing homes and turning them into investments.

“My porch wasn’t wooden and I legit wanted my porch back. this is not a joke,” she wrote Tuesday on Instagram Story.

“I didn’t know I would be buying a porch, you know,” she said on another video. “It’s funny, but it’s not lol. I’m laughing but I’m pissed lol.”

According to her Facebook promo page, India, who also rehabs homes, estimates it’ll cost her $1,000-$1,200 to put a new porch on the house.

Have a good day yal 😭 Dont trip going up your porch♥️

Posted by India PromoPage on Sunday, January 31, 2021

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.


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  1. Plenty of young people (incl many white liberals) are moving into downtown, midtown & New Center. The area is experiencing a resurgence. Only, they’ve now got a name…”the gentrifiers”..a negative term by those who write it. Apparently rising property values are forcing “poor black folks” out. But given as low a prices were…why were they renting & not buying? That’s another story. Identity politics may well force out the city’s last hope of building the tax base…young people with jobs…and money. Even leftists will take only so much of being called interlopers. They’ll believe it themselves, of course (they’re not very bright), then leave for Dearborn.

    Bottom line, much of the remaining 120 square miles is a mess that will need to be dealt with.

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