Joe Kinsey
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For some strange reason, David Ortiz continues to have trouble landing a buyer for his Weston, Massachusetts estate featuring pretty much all the amenities you’d ever want in a Massachusetts house, including a Fenway Park themed basement. Need a pool? Check. Hot tub? Check.
Ortiz is so serious about selling this house that he has put the house back on the market with an asking price of $4,250,000 after chopping $300k off the listing. Put it this way, throw an offer Ortiz’s way and see if he wants to play ball. The house has been on the market nearly two years. It’s empty. The guy wants to sell it.
Just 13.5 miles from Fenway, you’ll go into the summer of ’21 with all the amenities in case the state government continues to lock down its citizens. The yard is big enough to crank some Wiffle balls, get several volleyball matches going, etc.
Stunning stone and shingle estate set on over 2 acres in Weston’s coveted south side location! This home is fully fenced and gated with an impressive circular drive. Don’t miss this opportunity to move in this summer and have your own private retreat with an inground pool, hot tub, oversized patio and incredible yard!
Front entrance showcases dramatic circular staircase flanked by living room/study & banquet sized dining room. Kitchen with built-in banquet, oversized island & walk-in custom pantry with extra Sub-Zero refrigerator. Family room w/ large stone fireplace.
Mudroom w/ cubbies off of heated 3 car garage. Master suite w/ sitting area, custom closets and bathroom w/steam shower. 4/5 additional family beds equal in size plus homework room. Lower level custom built with materials from Fenway Park make this space truly special with theatre room opening into bar area plus playroom, gym & wine cellar.
I know what you’re thinking: how far is it to Whole Foods? Good news — it’s just a three-mile Volvo SUV ride away. You’ll be sucking down cucumber water like five minutes into the latest NPR podcast. Let’s face it, this is the life you’ve always wanted. Throw that stimulus check down on the table and tell the bank you’re taking the house.
Mortgage: in the $14,000 per month range.
No sane person wants to live in that fucking hole of a state
Volvo SUV ride? Hilarious. It just sounds like living in a womb.
Ego is keeping this house from being sold. Remove the green monster paint everywhere and the 80″ pictures of baseball players, and it might sell.
Looks like he saw Michael Jordan’s place in Chicago and built a smaller scale estate. My question to David, Why are you fleeing the state?
His basement is bigger than my house….