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Have you hit the midlife crisis stage, but you don’t yet want to buy a motorcycle or a Golden Tee home edition like all the other guys out there? Be different and buy David Hasselhoff’s personal KITT — Knight Industries Three Thousand — and end all doubt as to who has the coolest midlife crisis trophy in town. The car is currently up for bid with a price of $475,000.
You’ve been crushing it with Tesla stock. The lake house is finally perfect. You’re finally done paying child support to the ex-wife, and your slam piece is looking to get a little crazy this summer and go on a wild Route 66 roadie. Sell the stock, take the savings from not having to pay Heather, and throw down a bid. Imagine the hair raising at full attention when you send that photo of your new purchase to “the guys.”
I’m telling you right now, the KITT car is going to change the midlife crisis game. It’s a 1 of 1. Think about it.
FULLY FUNCTIONAL K.I.T.T. CAR WITH FULL CONVERSION CAR LOCATED IN U.K. LOT WINNER RESPONSIBLE FOR DELIVERY EXPENSE, IF HAMMER PRICE EXCEEDS 25% ABOVE RESERVE PRICE, THE HOFF WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER THE CAR TO THE NEW OWNER.
Can’t afford the car? Hoff’s auctioning off all sorts of stuff from his personal collection like Baywatch visors, duffle, his personal Knight Rider denim coat, an original Knight Rider script, the Hoff’s personal bath robe and plenty more. There’s even an auction to have lunch with the Hoff that has a bid of $8,500.
Other cars in the auction include Hoff’s 1961 Mercedes & a rare Knight Rider pedal car.
Still don’t see anything you like? How about the life-sized Hoff used in a Spongebob movie? Current bid is $100,000.
Remember, you’re bidding against people all over the world and Hoff’s still a huge deal in Germany. You’ve been warned.
3 CommentsLeave a Reply
DONT hassle the Hoff.
Yep. No child support payments really opens up a man’s options. Buying this car will give you the chance to screw up your life all over again with another fast woman.
Gotta remember not to marry them.