Women Prop Up Dead Body To Steal Money From Bank Account

Two women have been arrested after taking a dead body, propping him up and successfully withdrawing money from his bank account from a drive thru teller.

… and a Happy Friday to you too everyone!

Shockingly, this story didn't take place in Florida but rather Ohio as the 55-year-old and 63-year-old women decided to go full on Weekend at Bernie's - and it worked!

WOMEN USED DEAD ROOMMATES'S BODY!

The two women were not related to the 80-year-old man who had recently passed away but were rather living at his house with him. According to police, they would regularly take the dead guy to the drive-thru teller at the bank and were allowed to withdraw money for him - so long as he was in the car.

But once he croaked, the women had to figure out what to do next. So they pulled off their best Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy (where are those two these days by the way?) stunt and dressed the old geezer up, propped him into the car and rolled up to the bank like there wasn't a body rotting away just inches away from them in their vehicle.

… AND IT WORKED!

WOMEN GOT AWAY WITH THE CASH

The bank teller apparently didn't think it was awkward that the guy wasn't moving or turning his head or, ya know, even breathing. No word if the body had sunglasses on its face, but if not, then the bank teller literally didn't recognize the dead body.

Maybe he's used to it in Cleveland, being that murders were up over 13% last year alone.

In a mind-boggling move, however, the two women only withdraw $900 which is absolutely wild. Why wouldn't you take out at least a couple grand? If you're going this far out of your way, you might as well make sure to get enough money to afford something mor than a public defender when you are inevitably going to get caught. 

In the end, the two genius women ended up getting nabbed after they randomly dropped the elderly man's body off at a local hospital and didn't have an alibi. 

In a shock to no one, they both have an extensive wrap sheet that includes - what else, but previous drug arrests.

Both women are now being held and charged with theft and gross abuse of a corpse.

No word yet if Weekend at Bernie's will now become a trilogy.