Social Media Is Down - Where Is Tom From MySpace?!

If you're reading this, you most likely have at least one social media account that has been down for hours now.

For unknown reasons, META (Facebook, Threads, Instagram) as well as other platforms like YouTube haven't been accessible by many users.

… on Super Tuesday of all days! Funny how that works!

And all myself and hundreds of thousands of people want to know is - where the heck is TOM from MYSPACE?! He would never let this happen under his watch!

FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM ARE ALL DOWN

Currently, "facebookdown, facebook & Instagram, FB & IG, WhatsApp, My FB," and more are trending as MILLIONS of people want to know what's going on.

There's no official word on why the platforms all went down - but notably, two weeks ago, AT&T and other cellular services were down for hours as well, with no official explanation.

Hmph.

Heck of a coincidence!

ELON TO THE RESCUE

Elon Musk's ‘X’ platform, AKA Twitter is still up and running, so we can still gauge what the world is thinking these days. 

But beneath all the social media platform chaos today there is a diamond in that Top 8 friends group… as somehow in the year 2024 #MySpace is trending!

And the replies are absolutely hilarious. 

(By the way - where the heck is Tom from MySpace? Dude pulled a Keyser Soze from The Usual Suspects and has never been heard or seen from again. Talk about getting out when you're on top!)

BRING BACK MYSPACE AND AIM

Here's the thing with the modern social media world these days - users will turn on you in a second. Just look how ‘innovative’ Facebook Threads was supposed to be? How many holier-than-thou's claimed they were never going on Twitter again only to go on a platform that lost 70% of its initial followers within a few weeks?! Funny enough - just like the Hollywood elitists that are going to ‘leave the country!’ if Trump or whomever wins office, never actually follow through on it.

Anyone remember ClubHouse during the pandemic? When's the last time you went on that app?!

As today's comments show - sometimes the simplest things mean the most. 

If someone can find Tom from MySpace - please let him know that there's a demand for the old MySpace to return.

And while we're at it, let's bring back AOL Instant Messenger!