What Happened To Kate Middleton?

Where is Kate Middleton?

That's what many are wondering, as the future Queen of England has been kept in secrecy ever since undergoing a medical procedure in January. According to a new US Weekly report, we are now learning that even her senior staffers haven't even heard or seen her either. 

"A few of Kate’s senior staffers haven’t been able to see or speak to her, and they didn’t even know about the surgery until it was announced, so it’s caught them off guard," US Weekly reported on Friday.

"Only a few people know what’s really going on, and they’re tight-lipped. It’s confusing and causing some concern," the outlet continued.

Oh, because that seems perfectly normal.  

AND IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS BAD…

To make matters worse, this past week Kensington Palace released a DOCTORED IMAGE - literally, a fake photo of Kate with her children trying to tell the public that everything was alright. Online sleuths were able to quickly determine that her son's fingers were in an awkward shape, and that some of their clothes and the background looked doctored.

Reuters and the Associated Press actually red-flagged the photo and pulled it after officially deeming that it was a ‘manipulated’ image. France's AFP news agency escalated tensions by announcing that Kensington Palace cannot be deemed a ‘trusted source’ of information.

It's mind-boggling how much the Palace screwed this up. Has no one taken a Public Relations class over there? To think that you can just send out a fake photo as if the Internet won't realize it - ESPECIALLY when you're the damn Royal Family and you have people that are crazily obsessed with every single thing you do, is wild to me.

ROYALS SENT OUT A FAKE PHOTO OF KATE MIDDLETON

If Kate Middleton went into surgery because she has a health issue that she and Prince William want to keep private, that's entirely fine and certainly their right. And honestly, people wouldn't mind because we like her more than her sister-in-law Megahn Markle. 

But the least she could do is post a selfie video or a photo (not fake, of course) to let the British people and her fans across the globe know that she's at least still alive (Some don't even believe she is!)  She may not want to, but unfortunately it comes with being a Princess in 2024. Just be like "Yo, I'm all good I"m just dealing with some stuff." 

Seems like that's a quick and easy solution to stopping the conspiracy theorists that are running wild wondering where in the world is Kate Middleton.