Vegas Charter Flight Company Wants To Help You Join The Mile High Club

Have you been jonesing to knock joining the Mile High Club off your bucket list while vacationing in Vegas? There's a company that would like to help you with that endeavor at the low, low cost of $995 for 45 minutes of flight time.

A Vegas-based charted company named Love Cloud has created a business out of helping people join the Mile High Club via a twin-engine Cessna flown by pilot Anthony Blake who literally flies around while people have sex. It's that plain and simple.

Flights start at $995 for 45 minutes or you can make it more than a quickie and go for the $1,495 flight that will get you an hour and a half in the plane that's tricked out with a twin air mattress, red satin sheets and a sex position pillow.

As for the pilot, he tells the New York Post that, while flying, he wears noise-canceling headphones and there's a black curtain to give couples privacy while joining elite company in the Mile High Club.

Now maybe you're not looking to act out a fantasy that's been kicking around in your head. Love Cloud will also take you up in the sky for a romantic dinner that includes two entrees and a flight attendant for $1,195. A three-course romantic dinner on the Love Cloud will cost $1,595, but it lasts an hour and a half.

Maybe you want to get married on the Love Cloud plane? There's a package for that as well. A 45-minute flight for you, the bride, a minister and two guests will cost you $1,100 (depending on the weight of passengers).

But it's the Mile High Club experience that most Love Cloud customers want.

"It will only take the pilot 5 to 10 minutes to reach the cruising altitude of 5,280 feet or exactly one mile high above Las Vegas. At that time, your pilot will notify you that it is safe to remove your safety belts. You and your loved one will remain totally undisturbed for that time and the only thing that you will hear is the hum of the engines," Love Cloud states on its website.

Each Mile High Club participant will receive a certificate of completion and a picture with the aircraft to keep for the memory bank.

Just think of the 19th Hole stories you'll have after jumping on the Love Cloud. Your buddy Tony is sitting there -- after cheating his way to a 78 -- running his mouth about conquests during business trips. He's bragging about all the sex, all the wild times he's had. Meanwhile, right there in your wallet (Love Cloud should probably creating NFTs) sits the laminated Mile High Club membership card commemorating your very own conquest.

You know there aren't too many of those cards floating around your suburban neighborhood. You flip out that card while everyone is sitting around the patio gas fire pit thing from Home Depot and you're talking street cred for days.

Brians and Brads move you & Abby right up the neighborhood power rankings. Now, Abby might be shy to brag about this life accomplishment, but you get two glasses of wine into her and it's game on.

Go out there and grab life by the horns. Give the Love Cloud a test run. Get your membership. Feel good about what you're accomplishing during this life you've been given.

Jump on the Cloud for 45 minutes

*Not a sponsored post. We just love crazy things like the Love Cloud.

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Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America. Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league. Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.