Paige Spiranac Reminds Hater Her Boobs Are Real Ahead Of Masters Week

Guys, how many more times does Paige Spiranac have to tell you her boobs are real before you'll stop with the tired storyline that she has implants. 

THOSE BOOBS ARE REAL. 

Don't take my word for it. The world's No. 1 ranked golf influencer, as named by the OutKick Culture Department, has said it time and time again, but there are still the losers out there who just refuse to take Paige's word for it. In her newest Instagram upload, the 31-year-old pretends to be late for a tee time. "POV I just sent the "on my way" text lol," Spiranac joked. 

In true Pageviews style, of course she runs in slow-motion through a bedroom in her underwear because she has an algorithm to influence and we're closing in on the most important 11-12 days of the golf year for the world's No. 1. 

This is a Masters Week algorithm kickoff video if I've ever seen one. 

It didn't take long before the first non-believer showed up. It was exactly four minutes after Paigeviews posted the video. 

"Run slowly… silicon may fall," the hater wrote. 

"Silicon doesn’t jiggle like that," Paigeviews fired back. 

BOOM, roasted. Dead. Another body in the streets like it's Oakland, CA. 

Paige Spiranac's boobs ARE REAL

I've lost count on how many times over her influencing career when Paige corrected a non-believer. At this point, it's dozens and dozens of times. She's also addressed her real boobs on numerous Instagram Story Q&As.

"They've actually gotten a lot bigger, and so I can see a lot of people being confused by like when I first started this," Spiranac said in November. "I've always had, like, a chest, but not like this. And it's because I've gained weight and I've talked about all those reasons."

"But I can see why people question it, and they're confused sometimes because it's like, one week they're here and one week they're there and, like, next year they're here and it's like, what is going on? I don't know. I don't know," she continued.

"It's just that the human body is a magical thing."

In January, she addressed her boobs again because fans started to think she'd had breast reduction surgery. 

"I wore a compression workout top yesterday and everyone thought I had a breast reduction which I haven't," Paige explained.

"Clothes, weight loss/gain, and time of the month all impact how natural breasts look. "Some days they will look bigger and some days they will look smaller. During that time of the month mine swell almost 2 cup sizes!"

And it's because THEY'RE REAL, haters. 

Now, buckle up for a wild ride over the next 11-12 days. Paigeviews is about to put on a content clinic for golf fans.