Mom Rants About Having To Pick Her Son Up Early From School During Prime Time Content Creating Hours

A Florida mom is catching some heat on social media for a rant she shared on TikTok about having to pick her son up early from school.

Her problem with the call from the school was that her son wasn't actually sick.  To make matters worse, she was forced to get him during prime time content-making hours.

It's not easy for anyone to leave their job early to pick up their kid, even those who make a living making content on OnlyFans.  The headache of having to catch back up when you're able to get back to work is enough to frustrate anyone.

Imagine having to pump out twice the content the following day during those prime time hours.  And you thought having to make up ground on those Excel formulas was difficult.

Maylee, who seems to enjoy ranting on TikTok, shared her relatable frustrations in a now-deleted video with her 261k followers.  Thankfully, the clip was saved and posted on X, where it now has more than 22 million views.

The "pissy" mom starts off her rant by explaining why going to her 10-year-old son's school at 11 am to pick him up couldn't be a worse time.  She said, "I had to come up here.  I had to come up here at f*cking 11 o'clock in the afternoon.  That's prime time, that's prime time… if you know what I mean."

The "sex moves" she performed as well as the wink gives everyone who watches the clip a pretty good idea of what she means.  She continued, "Why did I have to f*cking pick this kid up?  I had to pick this kid up, because he's a man, he’s a little man.  He’s got a weak ass stomach like f*cking most men do."

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The school nurse gave Maylee a call because her son threw up three times in the library.  But he had a good reason for doing so.  He wasn't walking around with the flu or anything, the kid next to him farted.

"Some kid farted next to him in the library and now his stomach feels bad," she explained.  "So I have to interrupt my day because some kid’s got a rank asshole?  That's a new kind of c**k-block.  That's some bullsh*t."

After an unsuccessful attempt to lobby for a grace period of an hour before having to pick her son up, Maylee went to the school to get her son, and file her formal complaint on TikTok.

"I am going to Kool-Aid man my way through a wall today," she warned.  "Why?  Because I am pent-up, and I have a lot of aggression."

Who among us hasn't been there before?  You get a call from school, and you're in the middle of something at work and there are deadlines to meet.

Now you're on the way to get a sick kid, and you're going to have to bust your ass to make the deadline.  She might not have a traditional deadline to meet, but Maylee has paying customers to keep happy.

That was completely lost on those who reacted to the video.  What can I say, haters are going to hate.

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