Louisiana Woman Arrested After Attempting To Have A Threesome With Her Neighbors

There are about a million things - give or take - that could go wrong in the pursuit of or execution of a threesome.  Some of the issues that arise can be seen from a mile away, while others aren't as noticeable at first glance.

This is an example of one that could not only be seen from a mile away, but had a bright flashing neon sign making it clear that it was a terrible idea.  The sign was ignored and here we are.

A Louisiana woman tried to spring a threesome on her unsuspecting neighbors. (Image Credit: Getty)

It went down at an apartment complex in Monroe, Louisiana, on Thursday night around 11:15 pm.  According to police, a woman looking for a threesome knocked on one of her neighbor's doors.

When the man answered the door, he said the unknown neighbor forced her way inside.  Once inside, The Smoking Gun reports that the apparently horny woman tried to "have sexual activities with him and his girlfriend."

Instead of the plot of a bad adult film playing out, the woman was turned away by the uninterested man and his girlfriend.  He called the police and a search for the threesome seeking suspect was on.

This Was Not A Well Thought Out Plan And It Was Doomed To Fail From The Start

After leaving the apartment, her quest for a threesome took her to a nearby Circle K, where police caught up with her.  There wasn't any information provided in the police report about whether the suspect, identified as 31-year-old Shadonna Heard, was still in pursuit of some three-way action or not.

Heard was arrested and confirmed as the suspect by the male victim.  While she did strikeout trying to pull off an apparent random threesome with neighbors, the night wasn't a complete loss.

She managed to collect an impressive list of charges ranging from a felony for unauthorized entry of an inhabited dwelling to several misdemeanors for disturbing the peace, criminal damage to property, and resisting an officer.

Life comes at you fast.  One minute you're innocently seeking some alone time with a couple of neighbors, the next you're at a Circle K resisting arrest - allegedly.