Lauren Boebert Allegedly Got So Drunk At A GOP Party That Bar Staff Cut Her Off
If you weren't already a fan of Lauren Boebert's after learning about the fun she likes to have on a first date, then this story about how she gets down at a Christmas party should do it.
I'm sure that's not the point of the latest allegations made against the Colorado Congresswoman, but who doesn't like a politician who knows how to unwind? If that's not an essential part of a fully functioning democracy, I don't know what is.

TAMPA, FLORIDA - JULY 23: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) speaks during the Turning Point USA Student Action Summit held at the Tampa Convention Center. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
According to "multiple witnesses," just a few months after apologizing for attempting to enjoy herself at a theater, she attended the New York Young Republican Club’s annual gala in December, where the bar staff declined to bring her more alcohol, saying she had been "overserved."
But that's not all the unnamed witnesses say they observed several months ago. Boebert also tried repeatedly to take selfies with former President Donald Trump, who was also in attendance and sitting at the same table.
The repeated requests for selfies, again according to the multiple witnesses, caused Trump's security to step in and ask her to stop. Shocking, I know. Obviously, if security had to step in she must have been some sort of drunken threat. I mean, what other conclusion could be drawn here?

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 06: U.S. Rep.-elect Lauren Boebert (R-CO) delivers remarks in the House Chamber during the fourth day of elections for Speaker of the House at the U.S. Capitol Building. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)
Lauren Boebert Was Endorsed By The Former President Months After The Party
In another shocking move, Trump endorsed Boebert last month as she attempts to be elected in Colorado’s 4th district. This after she might or might not have had too much to drink at a Christmas party.
How is that possible? She had to be shut down by security for making too many requests for selfies. That sounds like an endorsement disqualifier if I've ever heard one.
We can't forget Boebert is also the same Congresswoman who became a grandmother at 36. Those are just a handful of the controversies surrounding her. You add them all up, and it's right up there with driving off a bridge with a campaign worker in your car. We're talking 1a and 1b.
Let me get this straight. She's a partying grandma who likes to vape and get handsy on a first date? I don't normally do this. In fact, I've never done this before, but if that's the picture that is attempted to be painted here, then I officially endorse Lauren Boebert.

MENDON, IL - JUNE 25: U.S. Representative Mary Miller (R-IL) cheers with Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) during a Save America Rally with former US President Donald Trump at the Adams County Fairgrounds. (Photo by Michael B. Thomas/Getty Images)