Jeff Bezos Has Soft Serve On Tap 24/7

Amazon founder and occasional astronaut Jeff Bezos has something in common with President Joe Biden. Both Bezos and Biden apparently find the rush of a little soft serve on the palate to be irresistible. Fortunately for Bezos, if you have $180 billion or so laying around, you don't need to listen for the ice cream truck. You just get soft serve on tap.

Los Angeles based CVT Soft Serve took to Instagram to dish on Bezos' new soft serve tap: "I don't expect you to believe what I'm about to tell you, but it's 100% true.

I'm still trying to mentally process this. I just an ice cream delivery to a guy that now has CVT on tap in his house 247.

Thank you Jeff Bezos for being our first residential #CVTeeny client. "

Bezos' CVT machine will likely serve vanilla, chocolate or twist in the event he's feeling wild.

Though the price of the cool-treat tap wasn't given, Bezos probably didn't finance the goods. His net worth is reportedly $185 billion. But in the event he wanted to save a couple of bucks, he could've taken the elevator down to his basement (which I'll assume is just a giant Amazon warehouse) and grabbed a Vevor 2200w Commercial Soft Ice Cream Machine for just under $1,800 bones.

Your move Elon Musk.