Influencer Says She Took A Dump In Bed The First Time She Shared A Bed With Her Now Boyfriend

If we learned anything from the whole Johnny Depp and Amber Heard courtroom drama, it's that relationships where someone takes a dump in the bed are likely to have some major problems.

For obvious reasons, a dump being taken in bed is almost always a deal-breaker.  At least when it happens on purpose, and the other person in the bed is aware of what took place.

Influencer Hannah Claire accidentally took a dump in bed. (Image Credit: Getty)

This is a slightly different version of that.  Yes, there was a dump taken in a bed.  An accidental one, although it could be argued that, because of the dinner choice, things should have been played more carefully.  And yes, in this instance, the person in bed was unaware, until years later, of what had actually gone down.

For reasons only known to influencer Hannah Claire, she decided to take a break from her makeup tutorials and outfit reveals, to tell her 79k TikTok followers about the time she "sh*t the bed."  It's a story she admittedly thought she would be taking to her grave.  Yet here we are.

Hannah wastes no time and dives right in by saying, "The first time ever that my boyfriend stayed the night with me, I sh*t the bed."

She then sets the scene as she applies her makeup.  It was 2017, she had just wrapped up her freshman year at Tennessee and had just called it quits with her high school boyfriend.

With the high school boyfriend out of the way, this opened th door for a guy from one of her classes who had been repeatedly trying to get her attention all semester. They studied together for the final and hit it off.

This all led up to the two of them spending the weekend together at her friend's house.  Things between them on the first day got off to a great start.  There was a spark, there was chemistry, everything was going well.

Going With The Little Caesars For Dinner Proved To Be A Big Mistake For Hannah Claire

Then came dinner.  After dinner, things went sideways.  Her boyfriend-to-be was in Memphis for the first time and wanted some barbecue - solid choice on his part.  Hannah, on the other hand, wanted Little Caesars pizza.

He got the barbecue, and she went with the Little Caesers.  She didn't feel great throughout the evening, but didn't think much of it and the two of them ended up in bed, asleep.

"Cut to 3 a.m., I wake up in the middle of the night, it’s hot as hell around me and I feel horrible.  My stomach is in shambles and I know I need to throw up," Hannah explains.

This is when she makes the discovery that she's taken a dump in the bed.  Her date is still in bed and has no idea what has taken place beside him.

"I look around me in the bed and there is… you know," she continued.  "When I tell you I think my whole life flashed before my eyes…  This is not even my worst nightmare, this is beyond anything that I even thought was possible to happen to me."

While the guy is still asleep, she hits the bathroom, takes a shower, then makes the trip to Walmart for some medicine to counteract the Little Caesers.  When she gets back, he's still asleep in bed.  Thinking that the relationship was over before it even got started, she comes up with a plan to cover up her crime.

When In Doubt, Blame The Dump In The Bed On The Dog

Hannah blamed the sh*t on her friend's dog.  She said, "I picked that little dog up, I put him in the bed, in the middle, where the scene has happened.  I get back in the bed, pretended to wake up groggily, and go, ‘I’m so, so sorry, but I think Roscoe got sick while we were asleep.’"

The plan worked.  The guy had no idea that she was the one who dropped the deuce.  He jumped into action and helped clean up the mess and gave the dog a bath.  The rest of the weekend went well and the two of them are still together more than five years later.

Who said honesty was the best policy?  She's since broken the news to him, but not before taking a dump in the bed and blaming it on a dog.

So much time has passed that he's not leaving her for that now, but he needs to keep that in the back of his mind.  If she can take a dump in a bed and blame it on a dog, she's capable of almost anything.