How Long Are You Lasting In The Car With The Wacko California Teacher?

The wacko California teacher is back now that she has an audience and she has turned her attention from disrespecting the American flag and hating this country to people who use #blessed in posts showing their "privilege."

Kristin Pitzen is the English-as-a-second-language teacher in the Newport Mesa School District in Orange County, California who rose to fame over the weekend for admitting she boxed up the American flag in her classroom and said she hasn't bothered to bring it out for the 2021-22 school year, but her students can pledge allegiance to the gay pride flag hanging in the room.

Now, possibly sensing she has a chance to extend her 15 minutes of fame, KP has fired up the TikTok app to drop another flaming hot video. Good luck making it through all 54 seconds.

This brings me to the Question of the Day: How long would you last on a car ride with this woman? Let's say you broke some law and a judge sentenced you to ride around with KP and listen to her ramble on. How long before you break?

Or let's say a gameshow out there offers you $10,000 per 10 minutes of car time. That sounds like good money just to ignore her in the car. Now go rewatch that video. IT'S 54 SECONDS LONG! YOU HAVE TO GET THROUGH ANOTHER 9 MINUTES WITH THAT WACKO! And she gets to calmly say "privileged" to your face for NINE MINUTES. #Blessed.

The United States government never needs to torture a terrorist ever again. Just call up KP and throw the handcuffed terrorists in the backseat. Tell her to drive I-66 out of DC to I-81, to I-40, and then head to California. Don't stop for anything other than gas.

And just like that, I changed the interrogation game for the U.S. government in a humane, but not really humane way.

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Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America. Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league. Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.