Gotta Be A Gag: Guardian Calls Fauci World's 'Sexiest' Man

First, Dr. Anthony Fauci laughed that masks were "nothing but an ineffective cosmetic to make us feel safe," then he insisted on face diapers and vaccinations for children to attend public schools, and now The Guardian calls him "The Sexiest Man Alive." Yes, we wish this were a tale from The Onion.

"Anthony Fauci, an 80-year-old scientist, doctor and public servant, has become an unlikely cult hero for millions of people during the Covid pandemic," the caption said. The US diseases expert has been spoofed by Brad Pitt and lauded as the ‘sexiest man alive’.

Now the pop culture phenomenon is the focus of a documentary, appropriately titled 'Fauci.'

“At the core of Tony’s popularity is that people intuit that this is a man who is speaking the truth and will not let anything stand in the way,” says John Hoffman, the co-director of a new documentary. "Tony is the signal amid the noise. People are able to sense that there’s a lot of noise and their ears are trying to find the signal and Tony is the signal."

This is the type of weirdo behavior that either terrifies us or makes us laugh, depending on how much COVID protocols are impacting your own life. Dr. Fauci is now a hero to many on the left and they would probably literally jump off a bridge if he said so. They prioritize an opinion from the highest paid employee of the United State Federal Government while ignoring the opinions of their peers.

Step aside, Idris Elba, turkey skin Fauci is the captain now.

These type of headlines from wildly liberal writers and networks overall should open the eyes of Americans. Everyone, regardless of their unique political position, should be able to detect the lunacy involved here. Fortunately, a glance at the comment section shows little to no support for this pathetic lovefest.

According to USA Today, nearly half of Americans are double vaccinated, so why isn't half the comment section fine with The Guardian's headline? Is it possible that the media's attempt to crown Fauci a hero is backfiring? I argue these are conservatives that heard about the ridiculous headline and stopped by to comment.

Take a gander at most liberal Instagram posts regarding Fauci, and you'll find similar signs of mental illness. They're so excited to listen to certain doctors tell them how to live that they won't find anything wrong with calling him The World's Sexiest Man. All you have to do to become more sexy to our media is think the way they tell you to think. So why should we be shocked their mouths water to the head of the snake? Dr. Fauci is the new Jesus Christ for liberals.


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